This offspring is a result of too many pixie sticks and caffeine... And now presenting, from the warped mind of Jamie Robinson... A tale of the Labyrinth... Warning: You Must have seen the movie Labyrinth to read this, else you won’t understand a thing... you probably should have seen it recently too... so you can remember certain parts. Starring: Jamie Robinson, Nathan Grimes, Karen Nease, Andrea Abney, Grant McBride, Andrew Turner, Lucas Edwards, Julie Trammel, Kaci Pilcher, Mrs. Allen... and much more! It’s thundering and lightening outside. Everyone has gathered in the Studio Art room for a meeting. Jamie stands up. Jamie: All right everyone! We’re here to discuss Mrs. Allen’s.... Nathan: Is there anymore popppppcoooorrrrn left? Julie: I think there’s some under the couch... Jamie: ok, great. Now, as I was saying... Andrea: Wait, I need to use the bathroom! Grant: I'm hungry! Karen: Why are we here? Jamie: That's what I'm trying to explain! Someone wished the goblins would take Mrs. Allen away! Karen: How did they do that? Jamie: I have no idea. I don't even know why I'm in charge of this meeting! Jamie shrugs and spreads glitter on her cheeks as she becomes hyper. A crash of lightening reveals an owl hitting against the windows. Kaci: It's Jareth!!!! Andrea: Let him in!!! Lucas: Don't! Julie: (running to the window and pulling it open) Cometh ineth! (giggles) Andrew: I want a feather! Karen: Don't touch him! The owl finds a spot to land and turns into a human form: Jareth... but this time, Jareth does not appear to be played by David Bowie... but for some odd reason... Rod Stewart.... Nathan: You're him. You're king of the goblins! Lucas: I’ll kill you! (pulls out his pocket knife) Grant: Dude, he’s got magic... where’s Mrs. Allen? Jareth: You know very well where she is. Julie: The castle beyond the goblin city? Jareth: of course. Karen: We have to get her back! Jareth: All of you go back home. Email, play with your computer games, draw, write mindless pieces of work.... forget about Mrs. Allen.. Lucas: We can't. We’ll have Mr. Parkhust if she doesn’t come back... Jareth: Well, I've brought you all a gift. It's a crystal, nothing more. But if you turn it this way...it will show you your dreams. Jamie is easily distracted by shiney things (which isn't good for driving) and so she swings her head back and forth with the crystal Jamie: Oh, crap. I'm getting hyper. I just had a lot of jello! Grant: Oh, no look for shelter! Jareth: (getting annoyed) Anyway, would you like it? Kaci: no, we have to get Mrs. Allen back. Karen: yah, I want it! All: Karen!!! Karen: Well! It's pretty! Julie: we could've expected that from Jamie, but you? Jamie: (looks confused, then gets it) hey.. Kaci: We'll all just go through the labyrinth! Jamie: Yah, I'm strong enough. I- (Jareth turns to her and gives a ravishing smile) I-I--- (faints) Julie: It'll take more than that to ward- (Jareth turns to face her) to ward...to ...to (faints with a dazed smile) Andrea: (trying not to look at him directly) We can just solve the labyrinth! It'll be a piece of cake! All: Andrea!!! You can’t say that! Andrea: oops (innocent smile) Grant: I can't wait until Alph and Ralph! Kaci: I can't wait until the ballroom! Lucas: I can't wait to break the crystal! Jamie: (frowning) I nominate Lucas stay here Julie: Agreed Jareth: (coughs to get attention) I am still here. Nathan: Oh, yah. We shall travel to the castle, beyond the goblin city! Jamie: I have a labyrinth homepage named that!! Jareth: (sort of bored now) I'm sure you do Jamie: It has fanfiction and funnies... Nathan: And graphics I taught you how to do... Jamie: Thank you Nathan!! Jareth: (pointing out window) Anyway- Jamie: And it has one of my poems, and a nifty guestbook, and- Jareth: (frowning) I don't care. Jamie: (not hearing him) and cool stuff like where to get crystal balls and a wooden labyrinth game, and- Jareth: SHUT UP! I don't care! Jamie: (slapping his arm) you're mean! Jareth: ANYWAY, my castle is there! (pointing out window to labyrinth) They all appear in the Labyrinth Karen: That's the castle beyond the goblin city Julie: (smiles) I believe we've stated this at least twice Karen: Sorry, I got lost in Jamie’s rambling. Jareth: You have thirteen hours to solve the labyrinth and save Mrs. Allen. Grant: Or what...? You’ll MARRY her? Jareth: Whatever pleases me... Andrea: No! We can’t let her marry a rich, King, Rod Stewart look-alike, who has his own magical world and has anything he wants do his bidding! Jamie: We must save her! Jareth walks backwards into a tree and disappears. The group isn't exactly remorseful for Mrs. Allen now... Grant: (singing) We're going through the labyrinth! We're going through the labyrinth! Jamie: (joining in) We're going through the labyrinth! Jamie skips from the top of the hill and trips. TO BE CONTINUED