Part Two... Grant, Lucas, Andrew, and Nathan are carrying whatever female students that just fainted after the appearance of Jareth The Good-Looking King. Jamie skips by them with a plastic magic wand with glitter inside and hits them on the head. Jamie: Bless you! (smacks Grant on the head causing him to drop Andrea) Bless you! (smacks Nathan causing him to drop Kaci) Bless you! (Smacks Andrew causing him to drop Karen and so on) Karen: (waking up and grabbing the wand) stop that! Jamie: (on the verge of tears) i sorry Karen: (sighs) It's okay. I forgive you. How can't I when you talk in lower case like that? Andrea: (groggily) what happened? Kaci: (same way) I don't know but why are guys carrying us? (turns to them) That is completely sexist! You don't think we could make it ourselves?! (grabs wand from Karen and beats guys' heads) Female portion of students: (laughing and cheering her on) Tell 'em Kaci! Jamie continues skipping along side of the group until they come before the labyrinth. The whole group hears a loud CRUNCH and snaps around to Jamie- who has a look of frozen terror pasted upon her face. Andrea: (gasps) Jamie Jamie: (looking down to see two wings sticking out from beneath her shoe) I didn't mean to! Nathan: The poor thing! Andrew: wipe it off, Jamie Jamie does as ordered when she sees a bush. She lifts her shoe to the branch and scrapes the remaining fairy off. All of the students break into whistling as though nothing had happened. Grant: (pointing to doors) Hey look, the way into the labyrinth! Nathan: How do we get them open? And where's Hogwash? Julie: I can do it! Watch! (waves her hands at doors) Open says me! (doors remain close) Lucas: You might want to try... Julie: No! I know what I'm doing! (waves her hands again) Figgle tee dee! (nothing) Kaci: Well, Hoggle- Julie: I can do it! (grabbing plastic wand from Kaci and waves it toward doors) Abra cadabra! (nothing) Grant: (points to them) You gets in through there The doors automatically open as Julie flings the plastic wand to the side. Julie: I knew that. I was just making it a bit interesting... Andrea: Sure you were Julie: No, really. Just spicin' it up a little. Lucas: right. The students walk through and stare at the endless pathways on either side of them. Julie, who brought paper, is sketching out the eye lichen and plans a space on the notepad for the worm. Kaci: Well, I guess we can just walk through the wall now. Jamie: (not hearing her, skips off to the right) Head shoulder hips knees and toes! Knees and toes! Head shoulder hips knees and toes!!! Knees and toes! All: (running after her) Jamie, wait!!!! Andrea: (skipping behind them) Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea! All: (catches Jamie and their breath) wait for us! Grant: (inspecting eye lichen) it's been a long time since i've seen one of those. Jennifer Winkler: Come on, everyone! Nathan: Where did you come from? Jennifer: I thought I’d make an appearance! Julie: YAY! Kaci: We're off to solve the labyrinth! Everyone walks through wall (Andrea catching up) and appears in a maze. Karen: oh, great, now which way do we turn? Grant: Let's not turn either way! Andrea: Call me crazy, or insane, or silly, or pyscho, or weird, or... All: Okay! Andrea: ...but I don't think we can walk through these walls! Nathan: We don't have to walk through! Lucas: Yah, we'll drive! Grant: ...with the Grantmobile! Grant whistles and the Grantmobile comes racing though the labyrinth. It stops and everyone stares in wonder at it. Julie: How are we all going to fit in? All: CRAM!! All the students desperatly cram themselves into the car, Grant sits in the driver's seat and ignores the legs and hands sticking out of the car and back seat. Grant: (manical laughter) Here we go!!! Karen: Should we really have Grant driving?!!! Nathan: Better than Jamie! All: Grant drives! Jamie: Hey, I'm a good driver....I'm just easily distracted... Andrea: Let's see it keep changing NOW! Muh haha hahahaha!!! The Grantmobile goes crashing through the walls and brick starts to fly everywhere. Grant is still laughing wildy until Lucas points out that he might want to stop................Alph and Ralph are screaming as the students head toward them. Grant: (slamming on the brakes) Wow, look at their faces! They're really scared! All: (same expression as Alph and Ralph) So are we!! The car finally screeches to a stop right at Alph and Ralph’s noses. Everyone gets whiplash. Kaci: (from under Jennifer and Andrew) What happened?! I can't see a thing! Karen: You neither? We're all crammed in here! The entire group pours out of the car and onto the labyrinth ground. They get out just in time to see the Grantmobile break into small pieces and crumble. Lucas: That was fun! Let's do it again! Andrew: (putting his hand on the pieces) Guymobile we hardly knew ye... Nathan: It's...gone.... Grant: Onto the Alph and Ralph riddle!!! All: Grant! Grant: Well! I've been waiting! Enough lament! Jamie: (to Alph) Do you like glitter??! Alph: (whispering amongst the other) No! Jamie: (pours glitter on Alph anyway and opens the right door) Anyone coming?! (walks and falls through) Grant: No wait!!!! I didn't get a chance!!!! The whole group walks through the right door and falls into the hole. Grant looks down with a pout. Grant: This always happens! (jumps down hole) The hands trying grabbing onto everyone but there is obviously too many. Every time a student is held onto, another comes crashing down on her or him. So they just keep dropping until the oubliette. Kaci: (gets up and brushes herself off) We're in the oubliette! Oooh, what a cool candle! A Little Voice: I wouldn't do that if I were you! Andrew: (looking around) What was that? Where did that voice come from? The Little Voice: I dwell beneath the Darkness....I am... Nathan: (pulling open door) ...in the broom closet... (Mr. Moxon falls out with the cleaning supplies and stumbles around to get up) Julie: Hey, look, it’s Mr. Moxon! Lucas: I’ll kill him! (pulls out his pocket knife) Jamie: Dammit, Lucas, put that thing away! Mr. Moxon: Hey guys, heard some weird rich kingly all powerful rod stewart looking guy whisked Mrs. Allen away... I thought I’d help you get her back! Julie: Mr. Harbison threw you down here, didn’t he? Moxon: No... of course not... do you even know what an oubliette is? Andrea: It’s a place to put people... to forget about them! Julie: Mr. Harbison threw you down here, didn’t he? Jennifer: I hope you’ve watched Labyrinth... else you won’t understand a thing... Mr. Moxon cries like a leetle girl while Nathan closes the broom closet door and sticks a key into the left side. A light shines through... The entire group walks through and start down a hill, on the sides are the rockfaces. Andrea: (jumping up and down) Jareth part! Jareth part! A crystal quickly rolls down the hill and to a blind beggar. He screams as he sees the group running to him. They all stop right before running into him and he catches his breath. Beggar: What do we have here? To Be Continued....