Part 3...

Beggar: Well, what do we have here?

Kaci: I’m Sailor Kaci, Sailor Moon psycho!

Andrea: I'm Andrea, the ever-witty!

Karen: I'm Karen, Seemingly innocent!

Andrew: I'm Andrew, all powerful warlock!  

Lucas:  I’m Lucas!  I’ll kill you! (pulls out his pocket knife...)

Julie: I'm Julie, manga artist!

Grant: I'm Grant, a big jerk cuz I make fun of Jamie!

Nathan: I’m Nathan, graphic artist, producer buddies, accepted into my school already,
and way above all of you pathetic weaklings!!!! 

Jennifer:  I’m Jennifer Marie, poetress!

Moxon:  I’m Mr. Moxon, David Spade in disguise, and I’ve got a goatee! Yippee!

Jamie:  I’m Princess Angelina, Contesta, Boheska, Francheska, Banana Banna Bo Beska...

Beggar: All right, All right! Shut up!

Julie: Actually, Mr. Moxon looks more like Andy Warhol...

Moxon: You think...?

Beggar:  Am I being ignored...?!?!?!?!?!

Karen: Awww, look at the cute little goblin beggar... he wants to be the center of attention..

Andrew: What are you talking about?!

Karen: Nothing... I..

Beggar: (finally sees his cue) Nothing? Nothing! Nothing, tra la la!

	The beggar pulls off his head to reveal Jareth, in disguise the entire time.

Jareth: Now... uck.. (looks down to see Kaci and Jamie on his legs) Um... er... (tries to shake them off... Unsucessfully, he tries on and on...)  Anyway... how are you all... erk... (still trying to shake girls off) ...enjoying my labyrinth...?

Moxon: I haven’t seen any of it... I’ve been stuck in a dank dark place... scared... alone... freezing, insect bitten, driven on the very edge of...


Julie: It’s so cool!!!! I love this labyrinth!!

Jareth: COOL?

Karen: It’s everything we’ve expected!

Jareth: Yo- you’re not suppose...to...

Kaci: It’s so much fun!! Though I think we each need special powers... that’d be cool!

Jareth: Fun...? Pow...ers??? I’ll show you fun!!!

Jamie: OOOoh, really?

Nathan: I don’t think so, Jamie...

	Jareth magically gathers a crystal ball into his hand and throws it at the very end of the hall... There are clanking and slicing sounds... Jareth disappears and Kaci and Jamie both fall to the ground... Suddenly....

Karen: THE CLEANERS!!!!

	This giant machine of spinning knives and chopping cleavers comes racing down toward the group.... ready to kill and chop anything in sight...

Lucas: knives!!!

Andrew: Run!!!

	Everyone speeds to the very end of the tunnel, the cleaners coming closer and closer by each passing second... suddenly, as Jamie leans against the right wall of metal plates, it gives in and falls down to another room, which the entire group eagarly gathers into.

Jamie: Yay Me! I found a way out! And here comes the cleaners!

Grant: *makes sucking noises*

Jamie: SHUT UP!!! (pushes him, and he trips out into the tunnel again... just as the cleaners come crashing through...)

Andrea: GRANNTTTTT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!

	Grant is carried away with the cleaners, the whirling knives, and chopping cleavers rotating various body parts of his around...

Grant: (echoing off as the cleaners drive him further and further away) Hicckkeeyy Girrll!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: (yelling back) SHUT UP!!!!

Andrea: (crying) Thanks a lot, JAMIE! Now my boyfriend’s dead!!!!!

Lucas: Way to go, Jamie, you’re in for it now...

Jamie: Well,  he.... I didn’t mean to!!  He started it!!

Andrew: So you pushed him into a grisly, horrifying death...?

Karen: How could you?!  

Jamie: But .... I didn’t think... I didn’t mean...

Andrea: You’ll pay for this!

Jamie: But...but..

Andrea:  You’re going to have to pay me back now for all the books and tapes he would have bought me, Jamie...

Jamie: Oh, all right....

Kaci: Well, let’s get movin’ folks!  I wanna get to the ballroom!

Moxon: Kaci!  Look what happened to Grant... who knows who will be next.....  (makes scary Oooohing sounds)

Karen: STOP scaring us!

	Jennifer’s already flying up a ladder to get to the rest of the maze, while everyone figures out they don’t have much time left...